Virginman

Virginman was not the real name of the flamboyant man in the metallic armour currently flying over the Atlantic. As a beloved philanthropist, Richard Branson needed a clever pseudonym to be a participating member of the CTA, and so his alter ego was born.

One might wonder how a man of such wealth and taste could perpetrate such cruel, unspeakable acts upon the world, but the answer was simple: Branson was a living, breathing, 58-year old virgin, and so loathed all of humanity because of it, that he had spent the last third of his life wreaking havoc upon it.