“Greetings, Earthlings!” One handsomely rugged alien proclaimed, brushing sandy blonde hair out of his face, and stepping down from his interplanetary vehicle.
“Are you fr..from the future?” The President stuttered.
“Time travel’s impossible,” a tall, slender female alien responded. “We come from another planet.”
Stunned, the President asked, “How can that be? You look exactly li...like us.”
The two extremely attractive aliens shared a look and replied, “actually, we look much better than you, but that’s only because we’ve discovered the secret to timeless beauty, and for just 12 easy payments of $29.95, you can discover that secret, too.”
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
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